Monday, December 12, 2011

Diary of a wimpy president

December 12, 2012

Wow, I''m taking a lot of heat for wimping out on the Iran drone. The military guys told me to send in missiles or planes to destroy the thing, but that would have made the Iranians, really, really mad!

Those creepy mullahs look like evil wizards from fairy tales. They might have used some of their dark magic on me! I'm not going to run that risk.

To make everyone happy, I've politely asked Iran to return the drone to us. I'm sure if I ask nicely, we may get a few pieces back after Iran and China are done examining it. That should make those mean old Republicans happy.

B.O.

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